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Diamantino is a movie starring Carloto Cotta, Cleo Tavares, and Anabela Moreira. Diamantino, the world's premiere soccer star loses his special touch and ends his career in disgrace. Searching for a new purpose, the international...

Other Titles
ディアマンティーノ 未知との遭遇, Diamantino - Il calciatore più forte del mondo, Tristes Monroes
Running Time
1 hours 36 minutes
480p, 720p, 1080p, 2K, 4K
Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
Gabriel Abrantes, Daniel Schmidt
Gabriel Abrantes, Daniel Schmidt
Anabela Moreira, Carloto Cotta, Cleo Tavares, Margarida Moreira
Portugal, Brazil, France
Audio Languages
日本語, اللغة_العربية, English, Deutsch, Français, Italiano, Español, Svenska, Gaeilge, Nederlands
Japanese, اللغة_العربية, Čeština, Tiếng Việt, Português, 한국어, Australia, Filipino, हिन्दी

Diamantino, the world's premiere soccer star loses his special touch and ends his career in disgrace. Searching for a new purpose, the international icon sets on a delirious odyssey where he confronts neo-fascism, the refugee crisis, genetic modification, and the hunt for the source of genius.

Comments about comedy «Diamantino» (24)

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One of my favorite films from this generation. I had the pleasure of seeing it at a screening in NYC. I really enjoyed it. My favorite parts were the plot, and the acting. I also liked the song "Morpheus" sung by Jason Schwartzman. I hope to see it again. I found it a little weird to have a screenplay written by a guy who had written the cult classic "Batman & Robin" back in the 70's. I understand that this film has a different story line. I hope that this is not what people think when they go to see this film. This is a great film!

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Scott L.

I am from Rome and I am fascinated by Roman movies. I thought this movie was an Italian version of a western. I have seen the other ones, but I didn't expect a film like this. I was very surprised. It is very entertaining. I recommend it to anyone.

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Sharon Green

I first read the book when it came out in 1980 and was so impressed by it. I was excited when the movie came out in 1992 and it was even better. I was so glad that the book was brought to the screen so that I could experience it. It was so good that I have read the book several times since. I like the fact that it is not just a Bollywood movie, it is a story that has all the elements of a Bollywood movie. It's a story of love and betrayal, betrayal and love, love and revenge. The acting was great. Amitabh Bachchan was excellent and so was Karan Johar. I like the fact that there was no English in the movie. The dialogs were great. I liked the movie, I enjoyed it and I was shocked that it was based on a novel. The story is great and the music was great. I recommend this movie to anyone who wants to enjoy a good romantic movie.

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Amanda R.

I had never seen this movie when I bought it at a video store, but I knew of the title when I was younger. I'd read a lot about it, and had seen the trailer, so I was eager to see it. The story is about a mute girl, Eva, who lives with her mother and sister in a slum. One day she hears a voice saying "Find the brother" and she finds the brother. Soon Eva learns about her brother's mysterious past and his secret past. This is a movie about being connected to others, even if it's through the eyes of a mute girl. I love how the movie makes you think about being connected to others, especially through the eyes of a mute girl. The acting is great, the story is interesting, the humor is awesome, and the music is great. There is a lot of humor in the movie, and it is actually quite funny. It's not a serious movie, it is not supposed to be. I loved it and would recommend it to anyone. A must see.

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Frances Lopez

I was very much expecting a very weird movie. When I first saw the poster, I thought that I would be watching a film about a space alien. It was not. In fact, it was a comedy. I had no idea what to expect. I was expecting a film with a lot of space and a lot of humor. I was disappointed. This film has a lot of sex. Not much sex but plenty of nudity. There are quite a lot of scenes where the two main characters have sex. I was really disappointed with this. Not that it was bad, but it was not that good. I was expecting a lot more. Overall, I would recommend this film to people who like sci-fi, sci-fi-comedy, or just a good film. I would recommend this film to people who like a good film.

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Craig R.

I agree with the other reviewer who found the film tedious and dull. But I don't think this is the case for everyone. It is probably the only film that makes me want to watch it again.

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Gloria L.

I'm glad to see a little more modern Sci-Fi lately. While there are a few solid classics, like The Goonies, this movie is not one of them. In fact, the movie is more like a short movie than a full length movie. It could have been a very short movie but it wasn't. I don't remember a single character I cared for and while I was watching, I had no idea how it would end. So, for me, it was a wasted film. The movie is not for everyone. I think most people who want to see this movie will be disappointed. The plot is quite thin and it is hard to connect with any of the characters. But, if you want to see a very clever, quirky Sci-Fi movie, you will enjoy it. I give this movie a 8 out of 10. However, I will give it a higher rating if I could have connected with any of the characters. I enjoyed this movie. The visual effects were really cool and the actors were great. I think this movie could have been a lot better, but I still like the movie.

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I must admit I thought this movie was going to be awful. It was actually kind of good, actually. The concept was decent and had potential, but it wasn't well-done or anything. But I can't deny that it did have its moments. This was a shame because it could have been one of the best films of 2001, but it ended up being a mediocre one. First, it didn't have much in terms of action or horror, and the special effects were kind of cheesy. It had some decent acting, but they were all mediocre, and the story was weak. The whole movie was boring. Second, I think the director didn't know what he wanted to do with the film. I don't know if he was trying to be funny, or what, but it seemed like he was trying to make a witty and witty film, but that didn't work. I think he tried to put in some elements of comedy, but it was just not as funny as it could have been. He tried to put in some elements of horror, but it was not scary enough. Finally, it was a shame that the movie had a lot of slow parts in the middle of the movie. I think this is the reason why it was boring. This is what caused the movie to be average. I can't say that it was bad, but it was a good movie that could have been better. If you want to see a good film, I would suggest to watch "The Usual Suspects" or "Mystery Men", but "Diamantino" is a good film, but not a great one.

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There's a scene in the movie that's not even in the book, and it's the funniest thing in the whole movie. The guys were out to dinner, and one of them says, "You know, I never saw a movie this bad before." The movie is the first time I've ever seen a movie that's so bad that I wanted to break my jaw. It's almost like a bad version of "Love Actually," or "Carrie." It's also the first time I've ever seen a movie that's so good that I wanted to break my jaw. "Ocean's Eleven" is a very funny movie. I think it's a great movie, and I hope people don't take it seriously. I've seen it twice, and I plan to see it again. The actors do a great job with the material. The only problem is, they were all great actors, and they were really funny in their roles. I don't think I laughed once during the entire movie, but I'm not sure if I laughed once in the first twenty minutes. The movie is very funny, and you will be able to relate to it. I can't believe that it's a movie based on a novel. The movie is really funny, and I think that's why it's so funny. This movie will probably be a classic, and it's funny.

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Maria O.

A concept film that has its originality intact, "The Disaster Artist" is a clever, cleverly written, subtly acted, and subtly directed movie that's not afraid to take risks. And when it does, it makes them work, because this movie does not try to be clever, not even in the context of its execution. It's a smart movie with a great story, and it's worth seeing.

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Linda F.

I had no expectation for this movie. I saw it because I love aliens and steampunk. As soon as I watched it I was amazed, it is very powerful and the pace is good. The scene is a fight between the robots and man, the fight is very tense, the action is awesome and the actors are great, the end is awesome and the story is very good. It is very interesting and is worth the watch. The story is very good and the script is amazing. It is a must watch for steampunk fans. It is a great movie, 7/10

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Joseph Collins

The movie is a collection of some of the most famous villains ever created. They must have made a movie on the essence of the villain. The movie starts off with a man named Charles Augustus Magnussen (Brian Johnson) who is a research scientist and could solve the one of the greatest mysteries in history. However, due to his enthusiasm he gets involved with the unknown, and starts to be visited by the spirits of several monsters. There are six major forces that the movie is based on. The first is the darkness, which the movie is set to be. It is a dark place of a dark future. There are many scenes of the dark which it can take a different mood. The second is that of evil. There are two types of evil, good and evil. The good type, which the main character is, is one where you can laugh at it. The bad type, that is what is causing the problems, is one where you can be angry at it. The third force is the spirit of a beast. The beast is evil. The spirit of the beast is the cause of evil. The fourth force is the power of the man. The man is the savior of the world. He is the one who controls everything. The fifth force is the power of the machine. The machine is the savior of the world. The sixth force is the spirit of the water. The water is the one who can bring water to life. There are many other forces, the main thing to note is that most of them are in control of the main characters. The movie is a good idea. The idea is good. It is a good idea. I give the movie a 7 out of 10 stars.

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I just watched this movie a week ago and I thought I would be disappointed with the ending, but this movie is so weird and I really enjoyed the whole movie.I liked it so much I would recommend it to anyone who likes a movie that makes you think.

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Julie S.

While there are elements of the film that are fun and even "interesting", and others that are very "bad" and "disappointing", this film is still an enjoyable film. I enjoyed the idea of having to choose between the "good" and "bad" parts of your life, and the theme of "willpower", and how it can be overused. I also enjoyed the non-stop jokes throughout the film. However, I felt that the ending was not consistent and was a bit cheesy and the ending is "interesting" but not really "good". The best parts of the film were when everything was already set up, but then there was a big reveal and I felt the film was over. Overall, the film is fun, but not really the film that it could have been. 8/10.

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Samuel Holmes

This movie has a lot of symbolism, but not too much. I did like that the main character, Carine, was born and raised in New York, but also that the main character's parents had been rich. I also thought that it was strange that the rich family had such a large home and didn't have much money, but seemed to have everything they wanted. I thought the movie was a little different because it really showed the decay of the family. This movie also has a lot of symbolism. It was very interesting to see a movie where a girl can be a good girl, but the family is just so messed up that it's hard for her to do anything. I liked the way that the girls grow up and in the end get to be adults. I didn't think the movie was too good, but it was good enough.

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Despite its surprisingly average runtime, I found myself being caught up in the storyline and characters as the action kicked in. After a particularly intriguing scene in a church, I found myself questioning whether or not I was watching a movie, or an episode of Seinfeld. The movie is definitely a half-baked concept that gets closer and closer to the perfect stage, but at the same time is almost as conventional as the plot. The standout character in the movie is a young man named Joe, played by Benjamin Bratt. The scenes with Bratt were some of the most interesting parts of the film, because Bratt was able to create the right amount of mystery and humor to the script. Overall, I found the film to be less than spectacular, but enjoyable nonetheless. It is worth a watch, especially if you enjoy obscure sci-fi and 'found footage' movies. 7/10.

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I just saw this movie for the first time. It was the last of the films in the world, The Blob, by George Romero. I have a few things to say about it. First of all, I was pleasantly surprised. I like stories with a special meaning for me. I am not a fan of action movies. I have a lot of trouble with over-the-top violence. This one was nice and contained that. I did not find myself distracted by the movie. The story was very well done, and the acting was brilliant. I believe that the only thing that really slowed down this movie for me was the music. It was very depressing, and seemed to last forever. But, after that, it was totally worth it.

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Steven Arnold

Well, what can I say? I thought it was very good. It's definitely one of those films you have to watch again and again because it's so unpredictable. The plot is not as well developed as I expected, but the actors are perfect for the part. I also think the actors do a good job with the lines, especially Aloysius Meester, who's quiet and calm face makes him a very real person. And the directors do a very good job of directing the film. The movie is a visual treat, and it has some really great scenes. For instance, when Aloysius Meester is getting killed. The director uses a way of colorfully shooting these scenes, and I think the colors were very well used. And this is also a major point I liked about the film, because it does not use a lot of big CGI scenes, but it also is not that boring. One thing I did not like about the film was the ending, which is a bit underwhelming. But the fact is, I really do not regret watching it. If you liked it, and you're a fan of actors, then you should see it, because you probably will love it.

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This film has a great story and some very clever metaphors about the world. In fact, I found myself thinking about this film for quite some time after I saw it, as I had just watched it. It is a beautiful film, with amazing performances. The cinematography is beautiful, as it is and a bit too dark for my taste. Some of the dialogue is deliberately dry and sometimes confusing (which I think was intended), but I don't really mind. It was a fine film. I would recommend this film. I think it's a really good film, a "must see". This is an excellent film.

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Dylan Ruiz

Despite being a better movie than some of the superhero movies out there, which is no surprise considering that this is the writer-director's first film, the idea behind the movie isn't something new. In fact, a lot of the plot points are found in the first Spiderman film, and in the first Iron Man, and in the first Guardians of the Galaxy. There's the origin story, which is a bit complicated, but the initial plot idea of a superspy being pulled into the Marvel universe is really interesting. The story is predictable, but the film manages to be a lot of fun, and unlike some of the superhero movies out there, it doesn't try to use the special effects that we've seen in every other film, and instead uses comedy and action to deliver the laughs. The cast is solid, and it doesn't matter that so many of the characters are superheroes, because they all fit their roles well. I think the film is really surprising, and the story has a lot of potential, and it's worth watching.

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Tyler S.

Diamantino is a nice sci-fi action movie. It's fun to watch it, but I found it lacking in a few ways. First, the acting wasn't really that great. The acting was fine, but not great. The script was also just fine, but not great. Second, the character of the main character was just a bit bland. He was still a likable guy, but I found him a bit lacking. Also, the action was great, and it was the best part of the movie. There wasn't really much more that could be said. 7/10

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Jerry M.

I had never heard of this movie, and I'm surprised that it's doing so well. For a sci-fi movie, it's very low key. It's not violent, and it's not gory. It's more of a middle-class movie with a happy ending. If you like your movies to have a happy ending, then this is a great movie for you. For those who like to have some violence, and some big plot holes, this is not the movie for you. It's not like some other movie where the ending is predictable and everything makes sense. If you like movies that are more like low-brow movies, and you like movies that have a happy ending, you'll probably like this movie.

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My parents saw this movie at the movies when they were a little kid and I was born when they were kids. I was only around seven when I saw it. I love it. The movie is a great and entertaining popcorn movie with lots of action and comedy. It is also a must have movie for any fan of fantasy movies. I would suggest that any fan of film should watch this film as it is a fun to watch. I hope this review was helpful. All the best, katie

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Brittany G.

This is a story about a man who is confused and has delusions about the past and how it influences his present. Very funny, with some clever scenes, like the one with the uncle and the fly. I really liked the gay men's strip. What a disappointment!