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Diamantino is a movie starring Carloto Cotta, Cleo Tavares, and Anabela Moreira. Diamantino, the world's premiere soccer star loses his special touch and ends his career in disgrace. Searching for a new purpose, the international...

Other Titles
ディアマンティーノ 未知との遭遇, Diamantino - Il calciatore più forte del mondo, Tristes Monroes
Running Time
1 hours 36 minutes
480p, 720p, 1080p, 2K, 4K
Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
Gabriel Abrantes, Daniel Schmidt
Gabriel Abrantes, Daniel Schmidt
Anabela Moreira, Carloto Cotta, Cleo Tavares, Margarida Moreira
Portugal, Brazil, France
Audio Languages
日本語, اللغة_العربية, English, Deutsch, Français, Italiano, Español, Svenska, Gaeilge, Nederlands
Japanese, اللغة_العربية, Čeština, Tiếng Việt, Português, 한국어, Australia, Filipino, हिन्दी

Diamantino, the world's premiere soccer star loses his special touch and ends his career in disgrace. Searching for a new purpose, the international icon sets on a delirious odyssey where he confronts neo-fascism, the refugee crisis, genetic modification, and the hunt for the source of genius.

Comments about comedy «Diamantino» (15)

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Maria O.

A concept film that has its originality intact, "The Disaster Artist" is a clever, cleverly written, subtly acted, and subtly directed movie that's not afraid to take risks. And when it does, it makes them work, because this movie does not try to be clever, not even in the context of its execution. It's a smart movie with a great story, and it's worth seeing.

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Linda F.

I had no expectation for this movie. I saw it because I love aliens and steampunk. As soon as I watched it I was amazed, it is very powerful and the pace is good. The scene is a fight between the robots and man, the fight is very tense, the action is awesome and the actors are great, the end is awesome and the story is very good. It is very interesting and is worth the watch. The story is very good and the script is amazing. It is a must watch for steampunk fans. It is a great movie, 7/10

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Joseph Collins

The movie is a collection of some of the most famous villains ever created. They must have made a movie on the essence of the villain. The movie starts off with a man named Charles Augustus Magnussen (Brian Johnson) who is a research scientist and could solve the one of the greatest mysteries in history. However, due to his enthusiasm he gets involved with the unknown, and starts to be visited by the spirits of several monsters. There are six major forces that the movie is based on. The first is the darkness, which the movie is set to be. It is a dark place of a dark future. There are many scenes of the dark which it can take a different mood. The second is that of evil. There are two types of evil, good and evil. The good type, which the main character is, is one where you can laugh at it. The bad type, that is what is causing the problems, is one where you can be angry at it. The third force is the spirit of a beast. The beast is evil. The spirit of the beast is the cause of evil. The fourth force is the power of the man. The man is the savior of the world. He is the one who controls everything. The fifth force is the power of the machine. The machine is the savior of the world. The sixth force is the spirit of the water. The water is the one who can bring water to life. There are many other forces, the main thing to note is that most of them are in control of the main characters. The movie is a good idea. The idea is good. It is a good idea. I give the movie a 7 out of 10 stars.

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I just watched this movie a week ago and I thought I would be disappointed with the ending, but this movie is so weird and I really enjoyed the whole movie.I liked it so much I would recommend it to anyone who likes a movie that makes you think.

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Julie S.

While there are elements of the film that are fun and even "interesting", and others that are very "bad" and "disappointing", this film is still an enjoyable film. I enjoyed the idea of having to choose between the "good" and "bad" parts of your life, and the theme of "willpower", and how it can be overused. I also enjoyed the non-stop jokes throughout the film. However, I felt that the ending was not consistent and was a bit cheesy and the ending is "interesting" but not really "good". The best parts of the film were when everything was already set up, but then there was a big reveal and I felt the film was over. Overall, the film is fun, but not really the film that it could have been. 8/10.

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Samuel Holmes

This movie has a lot of symbolism, but not too much. I did like that the main character, Carine, was born and raised in New York, but also that the main character's parents had been rich. I also thought that it was strange that the rich family had such a large home and didn't have much money, but seemed to have everything they wanted. I thought the movie was a little different because it really showed the decay of the family. This movie also has a lot of symbolism. It was very interesting to see a movie where a girl can be a good girl, but the family is just so messed up that it's hard for her to do anything. I liked the way that the girls grow up and in the end get to be adults. I didn't think the movie was too good, but it was good enough.

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Despite its surprisingly average runtime, I found myself being caught up in the storyline and characters as the action kicked in. After a particularly intriguing scene in a church, I found myself questioning whether or not I was watching a movie, or an episode of Seinfeld. The movie is definitely a half-baked concept that gets closer and closer to the perfect stage, but at the same time is almost as conventional as the plot. The standout character in the movie is a young man named Joe, played by Benjamin Bratt. The scenes with Bratt were some of the most interesting parts of the film, because Bratt was able to create the right amount of mystery and humor to the script. Overall, I found the film to be less than spectacular, but enjoyable nonetheless. It is worth a watch, especially if you enjoy obscure sci-fi and 'found footage' movies. 7/10.

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I just saw this movie for the first time. It was the last of the films in the world, The Blob, by George Romero. I have a few things to say about it. First of all, I was pleasantly surprised. I like stories with a special meaning for me. I am not a fan of action movies. I have a lot of trouble with over-the-top violence. This one was nice and contained that. I did not find myself distracted by the movie. The story was very well done, and the acting was brilliant. I believe that the only thing that really slowed down this movie for me was the music. It was very depressing, and seemed to last forever. But, after that, it was totally worth it.

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Steven Arnold

Well, what can I say? I thought it was very good. It's definitely one of those films you have to watch again and again because it's so unpredictable. The plot is not as well developed as I expected, but the actors are perfect for the part. I also think the actors do a good job with the lines, especially Aloysius Meester, who's quiet and calm face makes him a very real person. And the directors do a very good job of directing the film. The movie is a visual treat, and it has some really great scenes. For instance, when Aloysius Meester is getting killed. The director uses a way of colorfully shooting these scenes, and I think the colors were very well used. And this is also a major point I liked about the film, because it does not use a lot of big CGI scenes, but it also is not that boring. One thing I did not like about the film was the ending, which is a bit underwhelming. But the fact is, I really do not regret watching it. If you liked it, and you're a fan of actors, then you should see it, because you probably will love it.

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This film has a great story and some very clever metaphors about the world. In fact, I found myself thinking about this film for quite some time after I saw it, as I had just watched it. It is a beautiful film, with amazing performances. The cinematography is beautiful, as it is and a bit too dark for my taste. Some of the dialogue is deliberately dry and sometimes confusing (which I think was intended), but I don't really mind. It was a fine film. I would recommend this film. I think it's a really good film, a "must see". This is an excellent film.

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Dylan Ruiz

Despite being a better movie than some of the superhero movies out there, which is no surprise considering that this is the writer-director's first film, the idea behind the movie isn't something new. In fact, a lot of the plot points are found in the first Spiderman film, and in the first Iron Man, and in the first Guardians of the Galaxy. There's the origin story, which is a bit complicated, but the initial plot idea of a superspy being pulled into the Marvel universe is really interesting. The story is predictable, but the film manages to be a lot of fun, and unlike some of the superhero movies out there, it doesn't try to use the special effects that we've seen in every other film, and instead uses comedy and action to deliver the laughs. The cast is solid, and it doesn't matter that so many of the characters are superheroes, because they all fit their roles well. I think the film is really surprising, and the story has a lot of potential, and it's worth watching.

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Tyler S.

Diamantino is a nice sci-fi action movie. It's fun to watch it, but I found it lacking in a few ways. First, the acting wasn't really that great. The acting was fine, but not great. The script was also just fine, but not great. Second, the character of the main character was just a bit bland. He was still a likable guy, but I found him a bit lacking. Also, the action was great, and it was the best part of the movie. There wasn't really much more that could be said. 7/10

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Jerry M.

I had never heard of this movie, and I'm surprised that it's doing so well. For a sci-fi movie, it's very low key. It's not violent, and it's not gory. It's more of a middle-class movie with a happy ending. If you like your movies to have a happy ending, then this is a great movie for you. For those who like to have some violence, and some big plot holes, this is not the movie for you. It's not like some other movie where the ending is predictable and everything makes sense. If you like movies that are more like low-brow movies, and you like movies that have a happy ending, you'll probably like this movie.

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My parents saw this movie at the movies when they were a little kid and I was born when they were kids. I was only around seven when I saw it. I love it. The movie is a great and entertaining popcorn movie with lots of action and comedy. It is also a must have movie for any fan of fantasy movies. I would suggest that any fan of film should watch this film as it is a fun to watch. I hope this review was helpful. All the best, katie

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Brittany G.

This is a story about a man who is confused and has delusions about the past and how it influences his present. Very funny, with some clever scenes, like the one with the uncle and the fly. I really liked the gay men's strip. What a disappointment!