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The VelociPastor

The VelociPastor is a movie starring Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan, and Claire Hsu. After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first...

Running Time
1 hours 15 minutes
480p, 720p, 1080p, 2K, 4K
Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure
Brendan Steere
Brendan Steere
Aurelio Voltaire, Claire Hsu, Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan
China, USA
Audio Languages
日本語, اللغة_العربية, English, Deutsch, Français, Italiano, Español, Svenska, Gaeilge, Nederlands
Japanese, اللغة_العربية, Čeština, Tiếng Việt, Português, 한국어, Australia, Filipino, हिन्दी

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Comments about comedy «The VelociPastor» (25)

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Linda M.

I recently read the review on IMDb for "VelociPastor" and was shocked to see so many negative reviews. I have to say that I wasn't expecting much. The premise was intriguing and the cast was good. I thought the film was a lot of fun, the special effects were great, and the idea of the protagonist being a "hippie" was a cool idea. I actually enjoyed the film a lot. However, I'm sorry to say that many people didn't seem to like it. While I am no expert in the Christian right movement, I do know that there are a lot of Christians who are VERY anti-abortion and pro-life. Most of them are evangelical Christians and the majority of them don't like it when the government is trying to restrict access to abortions. They also think that abortion is a sin. I didn't expect to be as surprised as I was, though. I thought the movie was extremely satirical and the characters very interesting. It was a very good movie and I would definitely watch it again. The ending was really bad though, but that's the only reason I can think of. I also liked the fact that the characters were all different races. I liked the fact that they were all different races, and I thought the movie was very realistic. I thought that most of the people who disliked the movie didn't understand the satire aspect of it. I liked the idea of the antagonist being a "hippie". I think that the movie was really funny and I would definitely recommend it. I'm not sure if it's because I'm religious and the way I'm religious would make me think that the movie was satire, but I thought the satire was good and I really enjoyed it. I would definitely recommend it, but only if you have a lot of free time.

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Ralph W.

I think the story is great and the ending was really good. I also liked how they changed the stars and names of the characters. Also the acting was great. The effects were amazing, even for a low budget movie. I think the best part was the music. The music is great and the music just complemented the movie. The end of the movie was also a bit of a surprise and it wasn't a perfect ending but it was good. I really enjoyed it and I think it will make a great cult classic and the ending is really good and should have been more explained. The characters are great and I think everyone should see this movie. I don't think I have ever laughed so much when watching a movie. Also the animation is great. The characters are really cool. The movie is also really good and it should be seen by everyone.

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This film is a true gem. I'm a little disappointed that it won't be in the top 250. If it was, it would be number 1. I think it deserves a spot in the top 250. The plot is about a group of people who are trapped in a church with a bunch of zombies. The plot is very, very creative and original. The actors were all very good and very believable. The gore was fantastic. The zombies were really well done. I think this film deserves to be ranked higher than it is.

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I think that this is one of the best films that i have seen in a long time. The acting is great, the story is great and the effects are very good. There are some very funny scenes in this film, and the end is the best ending i have seen in a while. It also has a great message about a religion. You should watch it if you want to see something different, but if you are into Sci-fi films then definitely give it a go. It is also a great story about survival and about believing in what you see.

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Shirley R.

So I saw this movie today at the cinema and it was absolutely awesome. I have no idea why it's rated so low. It was absolutely funny and entertaining. And the fight scenes were pretty good. The thing that was funny about this movie was the fact that the VelociPastor was a very strong and muscular man. But that was not the only thing that made the movie great. The actors were awesome, they did a great job in this movie. I would recommend it to everyone who likes comedy and action movies. But if you're looking for something deeper than this, I would recommend looking at a different genre. But this movie is not bad at all.

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I am a great fan of zombie movies, so I was hesitant to watch this movie because I am usually not a fan of zombie movies. However, I was pleasantly surprised with this movie. First of all, the special effects were great, but the acting was better than I expected. The plot was well thought out and the characters were well written and memorable. The story was complex and made me think a lot about what I had just seen. This movie was entertaining, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes zombie movies.

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This movie was just great. For a horror/sci-fi movie, it's not all that gory, but the characters are very likable and the special effects are excellent. The music was very moody, and the story is fun and fun. The actors were very good, although the characters are a little bit stereotypical and cardboard. The story is very simple. A brother and sister go to a distant island and they're in a fight with some sort of evil monster that is living there. The problem is that they're just an island in the middle of nowhere. It's not a real island. It's an island that is known for its beauty, and a bit of monsters living there. It's a little bit like a movie "The Shining", only not as good. I give it an 8/10.

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I had seen this movie about two weeks ago and was thrilled to see it had an IMDb rating of 7.5. The first time I watched it, I laughed my head off. I was ready for this movie to be a complete disaster but I was wrong. It was a funny, interesting and original movie. It kept my attention the whole way through and I enjoyed every minute of it. I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes action, comedy, sci-fi, or a good story. I'm glad I watched it. I would say it is one of the best movies I have ever seen.

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Aaron Daniels

This is a great movie. It is full of laughs, great action and a great story line. I loved it, and I hope that you do too. The acting was very good, and the special effects were awesome. If you like action and a good story line, this is the movie for you!

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I saw this movie in the theaters and I must say I was impressed. It's really a film about a pastor who is possessed by the devil and wants to convert all of his congregations. And that's what I liked about this film. It was not some preachy, preachy "Bible" type of movie. It was a movie that had a lot of fun with it. So, if you're looking for a fun movie, go see this movie! It's not meant to be serious, but it is supposed to be funny. And it was. There were a few times I had to laugh out loud. And that's what I'm looking for in a comedy. I can't say I was disappointed, but I was. I think I liked this movie better than the first one, because it was a little different. But overall, I think this movie is worth seeing. It was pretty well-made and I think the acting was very good. It was a pretty fun movie, and I really enjoyed it.

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A couple of weeks ago I saw the trailer for VelociPastor. I didn't think much of it because the trailer gave me no sense of what to expect. This is the first time I actually saw the movie and I must say that it's far better than I thought it would be. I am definitely going to watch the rest of the movie because I like it so much. The story is about a priest that's a zombie. He can't control his zombie powers. The main character in the movie is a teacher, Max. Max and his wife are having trouble with their son and the kid is a nerd. They have been in a marriage of a few years and they are both divorced. So they decide to go on a vacation in the country. The priest comes along and a fight begins. The priest is in the forest and Max is in the woods and the priest is being attacked by a zombie. He finds out that he has been infected by the zombie and he comes to the aid of Max. The movie was very well-made. I think the director, Brian Yuzna, did a great job with the movie. The way the zombie powers work, I think they should have made this movie in a more comic-book-style. It is much better and more graphic than anything else I have seen. It has a lot of humor. I really liked it. I also like the zombie makeup that the priest has. It looks very good. The movie is very graphic and gore-full. There is some real scary moments in the movie. This movie is well-made and very entertaining. I would recommend it to any fan of the genre. 8/10.

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Gary K.

I really enjoyed this movie. It is the type of movie that you can watch over and over again without ever getting bored. I watched it with a group of friends, and we all enjoyed it. I would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys a good movie. If you don't like the ending, you should probably watch it again, as it is a nice ending to an otherwise average movie.

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We watched this film for a birthday and thought it was really good. The characters are very likable and it has a story that is based on a true story. It has a lot of humor and action. It also has a good plot and really makes you think. I really enjoyed it and I will be buying it when it comes out on DVD. If you enjoy these types of movies then you will like this one.

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Patricia Myers

At last a great horror movie that isn't a remake. The film is based on a novel by a fan of the games and has an interesting premise. The action takes place in a dangerous place, which the main characters are thrown into. I enjoyed the atmosphere of the movie and it was well shot and I like the new approach to the movie. The acting is good for the most part and the special effects are decent. The film isn't perfect though. I think the action scenes are a bit too drawn out and there's a good reason why the characters are fighting. They had the movie planned for a while and it just wasn't needed. I think the action scenes needed more in order to keep the film going. Overall I enjoyed it and think it's worth your time and money.

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I saw this movie when I was in high school and I loved it. I saw it again recently and it still holds up. It was also the first movie I ever bought on DVD. I don't really know what I like about it, but I love the whole thing. It's not the best movie ever, but it's still pretty good. I think it's just the story that makes it so special. It's a very touching movie, it really is. It's not very serious and it doesn't try to be, but it has a good message and it is great. I can't say much about it, but it's very special. I would recommend it to anyone.

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Henry Hoffman

The VelociPastor is a fun movie that is a good way to start the new year. The movie has an interesting plot, a great cast, and a great soundtrack. I thought the movie was a good way to start the year and I can't wait to see the next movie!

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Janet Ortega

I'm not sure if it was the last scene of the movie, or if it was the title, but I thought the movie was pretty good. I know there are people out there that think it is a bad movie, but I enjoyed it. The acting wasn't the best, but they weren't bad. The plot is pretty simple and simple, but that's okay. The premise is pretty decent, and there are a lot of things that will make you laugh, and some that will make you cringe. It's a movie that you can watch and have a good time with.

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Scott Knight

I'm writing this as I watch it on the big screen, and I still can't get over how bad this movie is. I mean, I had a great time, and the story was unique. I don't know why the critics loved this movie so much, it's not as good as I had hoped for. The movie had a lot of potential, but was completely ruined by its bad acting and poor special effects. It was definitely not worth the money I spent to see it. Maybe if I saw it on the big screen, I would still enjoy it, but it still ruins a good movie. I honestly don't understand the hype surrounding this movie. I've seen worse. The movie is actually better than most of the bad reviews make it out to be.

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This is a film that I have been waiting to see for a long time. I remember seeing the trailer and thought it looked interesting. The movie itself is a lot different then the trailer. I thought it looked like a fun movie to watch. The movie itself was very well done. The actors did a great job with the movie. I have always been a fan of the TV show "The X-Files" and now I have found a new favorite show. I would recommend this movie to anyone who loves a good story and a great movie. I am looking forward to the next movie. I would definitely recommend this movie to anyone who is a fan of the TV show "The X-Files".

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This is one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life. It is a great example of how a good story can be told and acted out. This movie is a masterpiece. The plot is not at all complicated. It is just a very good story. And the acting is excellent. I think that this movie is a must see for every movie lover. It is the best movie I have seen in my life. If you want to see a movie that is worth watching, then this is the one to see. The only thing that I would like to say is that it is not a movie for everyone. If you don't like dark humor, then don't watch it. But if you like dark humor, then you should watch it. You will not regret it.

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This is the first movie I have ever seen in which I actually enjoyed. It has a good plot, and a nice plot with some twists and turns. I thought that it was very funny, and I thought it was a good way to spend a couple hours. The actors were all very good, and I thought the plot was great. It was definitely a movie that I would recommend to anyone who is into sci-fi and horror movies. I think that it is a movie that everyone should see, and that everyone should watch at least once in their life. It is a very good movie, and I would recommend it to anyone who is into sci-fi and horror movies. It is definitely a movie that I would recommend.

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Bryan D.

This movie is amazing. It is a horror film, but it has an amazing story and a great ending. The story is very interesting and the ending is very good. It is one of the best movies I have ever seen. The actors are very good, especially the actors from the United States. It is also very funny. The movie is very exciting and has a lot of suspense. I think it is one of the best horror movies I have ever seen. I give it a 10 out of 10.

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A refreshing, entertaining film, that has a great story and some really good ideas. I really enjoyed this film, and the characters are great. The plot is very easy to follow, and it has a great story to go along with it. I really liked the idea of the veloci-suits. It was a great idea for the film to have a giant snake with a mouth and the power to eat people. The Veloci-suit itself is very good. The effects are really good, and the movie has a great story. I also liked how the Veloci-suits look. They look very cool and scary. I really liked this movie and I recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good film. I give it a 9 out of 10.

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I found this movie to be very entertaining. The actors and actresses did a very good job at being the characters they were portraying. The plot was simple and easy to follow. It was well acted and the story was very exciting and entertaining. I would recommend this movie to anyone that enjoys a good action-adventure movie.

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Laura R.

I really enjoyed this movie. It was well written and acted. It was a great film to watch on a cold winter's day. I would definitely recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good Sci-Fi/Thriller. I hope that everyone who saw this movie also liked it. It is definitely worth a watch.