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The VelociPastor

The VelociPastor is a movie starring Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan, and Claire Hsu. After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first...

Running Time
1 hours 15 minutes
Quality
480p, 720p, 1080p, 2K, 4K
Genres
Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure
Director
Brendan Steere
Writer
Brendan Steere
Actors
Aurelio Voltaire, Claire Hsu, Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan
Country
China, USA
Year
2018
Audio Languages
日本語, اللغة_العربية, English, Deutsch, Français, Italiano, Español, Svenska, Gaeilge, Nederlands
Subtitles
Japanese, اللغة_العربية, Čeština, Tiếng Việt, Português, 한국어, Australia, Filipino, हिन्दी

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Comments about comedy «The VelociPastor» (14)

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Gary K.

I really enjoyed this movie. It is the type of movie that you can watch over and over again without ever getting bored. I watched it with a group of friends, and we all enjoyed it. I would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys a good movie. If you don't like the ending, you should probably watch it again, as it is a nice ending to an otherwise average movie.

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Mildred

We watched this film for a birthday and thought it was really good. The characters are very likable and it has a story that is based on a true story. It has a lot of humor and action. It also has a good plot and really makes you think. I really enjoyed it and I will be buying it when it comes out on DVD. If you enjoy these types of movies then you will like this one.

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Patricia Myers

At last a great horror movie that isn't a remake. The film is based on a novel by a fan of the games and has an interesting premise. The action takes place in a dangerous place, which the main characters are thrown into. I enjoyed the atmosphere of the movie and it was well shot and I like the new approach to the movie. The acting is good for the most part and the special effects are decent. The film isn't perfect though. I think the action scenes are a bit too drawn out and there's a good reason why the characters are fighting. They had the movie planned for a while and it just wasn't needed. I think the action scenes needed more in order to keep the film going. Overall I enjoyed it and think it's worth your time and money.

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Anthony

I saw this movie when I was in high school and I loved it. I saw it again recently and it still holds up. It was also the first movie I ever bought on DVD. I don't really know what I like about it, but I love the whole thing. It's not the best movie ever, but it's still pretty good. I think it's just the story that makes it so special. It's a very touching movie, it really is. It's not very serious and it doesn't try to be, but it has a good message and it is great. I can't say much about it, but it's very special. I would recommend it to anyone.

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Henry Hoffman

The VelociPastor is a fun movie that is a good way to start the new year. The movie has an interesting plot, a great cast, and a great soundtrack. I thought the movie was a good way to start the year and I can't wait to see the next movie!

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Janet Ortega

I'm not sure if it was the last scene of the movie, or if it was the title, but I thought the movie was pretty good. I know there are people out there that think it is a bad movie, but I enjoyed it. The acting wasn't the best, but they weren't bad. The plot is pretty simple and simple, but that's okay. The premise is pretty decent, and there are a lot of things that will make you laugh, and some that will make you cringe. It's a movie that you can watch and have a good time with.

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Scott Knight

I'm writing this as I watch it on the big screen, and I still can't get over how bad this movie is. I mean, I had a great time, and the story was unique. I don't know why the critics loved this movie so much, it's not as good as I had hoped for. The movie had a lot of potential, but was completely ruined by its bad acting and poor special effects. It was definitely not worth the money I spent to see it. Maybe if I saw it on the big screen, I would still enjoy it, but it still ruins a good movie. I honestly don't understand the hype surrounding this movie. I've seen worse. The movie is actually better than most of the bad reviews make it out to be.

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Evelyn

This is a film that I have been waiting to see for a long time. I remember seeing the trailer and thought it looked interesting. The movie itself is a lot different then the trailer. I thought it looked like a fun movie to watch. The movie itself was very well done. The actors did a great job with the movie. I have always been a fan of the TV show "The X-Files" and now I have found a new favorite show. I would recommend this movie to anyone who loves a good story and a great movie. I am looking forward to the next movie. I would definitely recommend this movie to anyone who is a fan of the TV show "The X-Files".

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Jacqueline

This is one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life. It is a great example of how a good story can be told and acted out. This movie is a masterpiece. The plot is not at all complicated. It is just a very good story. And the acting is excellent. I think that this movie is a must see for every movie lover. It is the best movie I have seen in my life. If you want to see a movie that is worth watching, then this is the one to see. The only thing that I would like to say is that it is not a movie for everyone. If you don't like dark humor, then don't watch it. But if you like dark humor, then you should watch it. You will not regret it.

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Lori

This is the first movie I have ever seen in which I actually enjoyed. It has a good plot, and a nice plot with some twists and turns. I thought that it was very funny, and I thought it was a good way to spend a couple hours. The actors were all very good, and I thought the plot was great. It was definitely a movie that I would recommend to anyone who is into sci-fi and horror movies. I think that it is a movie that everyone should see, and that everyone should watch at least once in their life. It is a very good movie, and I would recommend it to anyone who is into sci-fi and horror movies. It is definitely a movie that I would recommend.

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Bryan D.

This movie is amazing. It is a horror film, but it has an amazing story and a great ending. The story is very interesting and the ending is very good. It is one of the best movies I have ever seen. The actors are very good, especially the actors from the United States. It is also very funny. The movie is very exciting and has a lot of suspense. I think it is one of the best horror movies I have ever seen. I give it a 10 out of 10.

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Nathan

A refreshing, entertaining film, that has a great story and some really good ideas. I really enjoyed this film, and the characters are great. The plot is very easy to follow, and it has a great story to go along with it. I really liked the idea of the veloci-suits. It was a great idea for the film to have a giant snake with a mouth and the power to eat people. The Veloci-suit itself is very good. The effects are really good, and the movie has a great story. I also liked how the Veloci-suits look. They look very cool and scary. I really liked this movie and I recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good film. I give it a 9 out of 10.

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Tammy

I found this movie to be very entertaining. The actors and actresses did a very good job at being the characters they were portraying. The plot was simple and easy to follow. It was well acted and the story was very exciting and entertaining. I would recommend this movie to anyone that enjoys a good action-adventure movie.

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Laura R.

I really enjoyed this movie. It was well written and acted. It was a great film to watch on a cold winter's day. I would definitely recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good Sci-Fi/Thriller. I hope that everyone who saw this movie also liked it. It is definitely worth a watch.